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SUPER HEROS - Less is More.




DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


2015 -




PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


true love -




I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


MY HOW TIME FLIES -




RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


10 YEAR OLDS - They have the best birthdays.


TAGS: ten year olds
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Derek - March 16, 2010, 2:49 am
I always wondered about people wanting a "piece of ass"


LIKE FATHER - Like son




when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.


TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "oshit"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say


IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


DIAMOND JEWELRY - Be nice...she might let you stick it in her pooper now


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ryder13 - April 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Yeah i thought that to and my wife still says no. 2 diamond rings and countless earrings later.


HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


SHE LOVES YOU -


TAGS: yeah yeah yeah cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)
AdmiralAckbar - October 16, 2010, 4:43 pm
yeah, the other had was turning the sound down. My god will someone shove something in her mouth, oh nevermind.....
Neener - October 16, 2010, 4:28 pm
Was that some 1 handed typing Admiral?
AdmiralAckbar - October 16, 2010, 4:26 pm
Sasha Grey is a porn hottie but the yelling and screaming is too much for the neighb0 520
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:02 am

double anal? Must have been written by a prison guard, they see everything.


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


MOOOO -




MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


BEING SINGLE - I’m always there when I need me


TAGS: yeah i went there
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Zook

jig - February 4, 2012, 12:03 pm
Sure, your hand is the sexiest girl you've ever known.


HAPPY 2011..!! - Best Wishes To You All... May Your Creative Juices Flow... And Cubby's Search Engines Never Slow...




KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by VinceVonVicious

phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


THE END OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: new years beware live life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


DON KING KONG -


TAGS: the early years
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GaryO



BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




AGE -




FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




YEP -


TAGS: we need to get a picture of that for the yearbook
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

faulty switch - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
gross gross gross gross oh so gross.
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:43 am
Gosh that's disgusting.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
that's kinda creepy actually
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
for real
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
It's actually easier for fat people to do the splits (supposedly) because they don't need to stretch as far, their fat helps.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
this is more disgusting than the woman resting her rolls on the fence post...well done bone well done
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
In a good way?
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:51 pm
that is repulsive.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:48 pm
I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight...finally I'm hated again!


successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


HIDDEN GENIUS -


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am
HAHA


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


Diet -


TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L


MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner




WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.


TAGS: military america hell yeah
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

G4briel - July 25, 2010, 6:59 am
"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow…" Too bad terrorists are stronger than before...
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:16 pm
You know Hjernespreng I asked you nicely to please take your policalspeak over to our sister site PolitiFake.com where peps like you flourish...For christ sake what are you 2 ladyfingers short of a suicide bomber vest or something?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:10 pm
This quote makes me wonder why people think the terrorists are the assholes.
fangzfofingaz - February 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
Haven't heard the quote. I guess I'll asume it's satire, so i don't get enraged again.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's a quote from Conan the Barbarian. Relax. Breathe.
fangzfofingaz - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
fuck the military. what the fuck?? maybe i dont get it... but it seems like some pro-murder brainwshed bullshit.
TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:42 pm
Love it...5
Bah - October 23, 2009, 1:06 am
Great Conan line!
Zed - September 3, 2009, 6:55 pm
Cool. Sorry if I stepped on.. huh? Did someone mention "Timmie" again in another comment thread? Hang on, gotta go see what they want...
Sean - September 3, 2009, 6:53 pm
Just yankin ya dude, but again, PA is my gig on this here cite, Mr. (psst: nice workin' of the word "surprise" in there)
Zed - September 3, 2009, 5:40 am
Sorry, Sean, but this took me by surprise.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:13 am
OK Zed, passive aggression is my raquet 'round these parts. Just tell the man ya like his poster and move on. None of this "actually" stuff. Sheesh. Oh and Conan ripped this off from Ghengis Khan, dammit. (see Zed? ... p.a. in action. shhh.)
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Killjoy.
MrRandom - September 3, 2009, 1:13 am
Creator doesn't count
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:11 am
Am I eligible for the 10 points?
Nikolai Carpathia - September 3, 2009, 12:22 am
+ 10pts to anyone who knew this from Conan...
Arrogant Knight - September 2, 2009, 7:31 pm
I most definitely conquer.
Haarakkon - September 2, 2009, 7:14 pm
Concur.(Conquer?)
Zed - September 2, 2009, 6:56 pm
[email protected], WTFO, this one's actually GOOD!
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:26 am
Conan the Barbarian reference = 5 lamenting lions.


OLIVE GARDEN -


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


RESOLUTE -


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


DETERMINATION -




MISTER HANKEY -




THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!




100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time




FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP


TAGS: 51 years ago today
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L


THIRD PLACE TROPHY - Didn’t ask, don’t tell me. I hate to see the winning trophy...just saying


TAGS: umm yeah
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:46 pm
OK, CANADA probably could, and live to tell about it, not me.
Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:44 pm
I don't know what's worse. That trophy, in all its copra-referential/homo-erotic glory, or the fact that you can never make fun of the guy who won it.


INFATUATION -


TAGS: puppy love infatuation bow wow wow yippe o yippe yea
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
wegman...neat dogs...http://www.wegmanworld.com/gallery/index.html
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:25 pm
Same dog from Shabooo Shabaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 6:00 pm
Well, at least the dog seems to be in your target age group Zed. XD
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:43 pm
I think I've seen that porno...


NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION -


TAGS: year s resolution drinking
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)


MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter


TAGS: 10000 years b c hot prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by G4briel

G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was hotter in the caveman genre!


THE MERMAID -


TAGS: mermaid lad william butler yeats
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jig - March 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
Not sure if it's the shortest beautiful poem, or the most beautiful short poem I know.
gas - March 7, 2012, 7:28 am
far way better than my mermaid one. really nice LA


Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


Education -


TAGS: education ignorance nonchanging years
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....


50 YEARS?! -




DEBAUCHED -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


NEW YEARS -




OMG -


TAGS: yeah he s pointing at you
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:59 am
5crew PC. It made me laugh. I like it.
CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 6:21 pm
Should have posted this humour to MAD...
Sean - April 19, 2011, 5:17 pm
Welcome back to third grade, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 2:59 pm
Not cool. 1L


OCTOBAMA - Too much to handle...one of them gonna die!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Zed - October 11, 2009, 11:27 pm
And the insurance companies have pretty much murdered health-care reform.
aerofiend - August 21, 2009, 6:57 pm
I see immigration's already gotten off the leash.


MARILYN MONROE AUDITION TAKE # 82 - (Deep sigh) "Okay dear, just one more time - with feeling"


TAGS: skirt seven year itch
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - November 28, 2010, 9:42 pm
Can't win 'em all I guess..:)
Cubbybear - November 28, 2010, 9:16 pm
Next time find a picture of Norma Jean...much sexier
rerun - November 28, 2010, 9:15 pm

pic over pixelated & caption missed by a million miles.


NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!




THE SCIENCE FAIR - She wins the prize for honesty


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

airdogfat - May 20, 2011, 4:47 am
This is NOT what this girl did her project about. This picture is Photoshopped. The original project was about Foods Containing Starch: http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/03/science%20fair.jpg
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
To hell with her results!! What did a nine-year old girl do to to gain the test subjects (ie Materials) and confirm the nature and frequency of methods of transmission (ie Proceudres)?
Sean - September 4, 2009, 2:40 am
AIDS The-having-sex-with-a-guy-if-yer-not-a-horse plague. Gotta be a snazzy acronym in there somewhere. Jeeves! Fetch me my slippers and my acronym construction hat. And a beer.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 2:37 am
Ok I'm thinking that AIDS-wise, "Man-on-Horse" is the best way to go. "Woman-on-Woman" a not too distant second. So what was this bight young child's point again?
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 2:24 am
$10 says her parents are part of Westboro Baptist Church.
Informator - September 4, 2009, 1:08 am
wait...shes saying bestiality is ok..but homosexuality...isnt? D: how'd we get good porn then? only the furries would be satisfied D:
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:28 am
Very good point, LD. He also forgot the 'Using Condoms' category. That causes AIDS now, too.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:02 am
Or her flawed logic....don't MOST cases of AIDS start with "Man on Horse" intercourse?
Toussaint - April 2, 2009, 10:00 am
Hard to believe the school allowed her project.


HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH -


TAGS: new years
Rating: 4.93/5

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BROKEN RESOLUTIONS -


TAGS: new years calendar donut two
Rating: 4.88/5

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EWillG - January 7, 2012, 9:52 am
You know you're Married if you knew that was a Dodge Ram SRT10..... FML
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:40 pm
Donuts?? What donuts!!
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:20 pm
Wait... there are donuts in that picture? ... Oh yeah, I see them now! 5 Donuts!


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS -


TAGS: happy new year maybe mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:39 pm
Happy New Year with lots of good posters and quack
Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:38 pm
LOL
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:08 am
Happy New Year...
gas - December 30, 2011, 11:34 pm
happy new year to you too mariand ^^
maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 6:48 pm
Happy New Year, Maoworks2 .
CloudchaserS - December 30, 2011, 11:22 am
5L because I'm happy that you liked my shit eating grin avatar enough to include it *tailwags*
mariand - December 30, 2011, 8:39 am
hahaha...that wasn't intentionally
Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:46 am
Duck Sho! There's an axe coming up behind you!


ENJOY 2011 -


TAGS: final year teabag your mom
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - January 19, 2011, 12:17 pm

when the myan calendar expires its the end of the world. when mine expires i party then buy a new one. go figure
evodmasters - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
You know, just because the Aztec calender ended in 2012 doesn't mean that it's the end of the world. Maybe the Aztecs knew that they would be gone by that time.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 2:30 pm

YAY!!!! no more credit debt....wooohoo! hang on...does that mean i have to use cash? man i haven't seen that in years.
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:46 pm
ok, cranky, i will be careful not to fart
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 12:49 pm
i bet you'll outlive the current economic paradigm RL. Whole global economy is teetering on the edge of the toilet seat and a weak breeze any day now should flush all that credit debt away. =)
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 12:41 pm

losing slep?!?! dude i'm still hoping for a zomie apocalyse so i don't need to worry about my credit cards anymore.
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 11:34 am
you know what happens on the last day of the mayan calendar? it resets at the beginning, just like every other calendar. to the mayans, the alignment of earth, the sun,and the center of the galaxy is considered Jan 1. now quit losing sleep. =)
Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:57 am
wait so goatse is god?
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:51 am
Best see a doctor, that thing looks inflamed.


MAYBE -


TAGS: could be my year
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - January 19, 2011, 7:24 pm

this as a amsome pic. I will steal it for some evil purpose
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:23 pm
For what, prey tell?


THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.


TAGS: golden years myth midas master baiter
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!


TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever


TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.


CHICAGO CUBS - Best streak in baseball As long as you’re not from Chicago




MARRIAGE -




GOLF PORN -


TAGS: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh and take two mulligans outta petty cash
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:08 pm
I am a golfer...and truly LMAO when I saw this!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
Thanks for the info, Bone. Glad you like this one. One of my only golf posters that was not intended as a shot at "gophers." (Caddyshack -- one of the best movies ever.)
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:49 pm
some timmy just popped through and hit everyone with 1s Sean...5 Poodles from me! But where is the Beer Girl at?
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Wow ... 1 out of 5 on the first vote cast. It can only go up from here. Hurrayyyy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:45 pm
To some a yous golf weidos, mayhaps!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Is that a "Love Glove"?


DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?


TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Does Zorg know about this?


EYES - The windows to the soul, the rest is down to your imagination


TAGS: eyeas muslilm woman
Rating: 3.31/5

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DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:55 pm
I can see makeup, contact lenses and she's squinting - what is kind of cute. SHE IS A NINJA!
Jmac0585 - October 7, 2009, 2:15 pm
I was walking out of a Home Depot a few months ago, and saw two absolutely beautiful women walk out. both wearing those head scarves. What a waste... to everyone but their old men I guess.


OH YEAH -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


DON'T EAT GRANDMA! - She only smells like strawberries and cream


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ned is the devil - April 29, 2009, 12:54 pm
She ate her forbbiden souldonut, and thought she could cheat by putting the shit back into the fridge.


THE EXCITED LEMUR LOOK - Very sexy!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.79/5

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Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 11:46 am
I see this woman and I just want to punch her right in the babymaker. Pleeezzze no more like you.
temp - April 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
aly and aj?!?!


WHAT A DUMB ASS - Need I say more???


TAGS: yeah those are real
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
An inverse relationship between ink and brains


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




the reaper -


TAGS: man of the year 2016
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 8:45 am
Hopefully, he'll switch form friends to foes, and cops to criminals too! chuckle, chuckle...
Reality Lord - December 30, 2016, 8:25 am

next year he's giving celebrities a break and focusing on politicians. YAYYYYYY!!!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:05 am
He's been a bit overzealous this year in discharging his duties taking some of my favorite people. Excellent, RL! ^!


50th Wedding Anniversary -




DRUNK CELEBRITIES -




NEW TOYS TO PLAY WITH -


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


ARABIAN NIGHTS -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


HOW CUTE! - and seconds later, the photographer had severe lacerations to the face




LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


PROFESSIONAL TENNIS - who doesn't appreciate watching a finely tuned athlete compete at the top of their game


TAGS: yea that too
Rating: 4.13/5

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NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.


TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
Sweet!


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